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Rocktasm 

A person so fabulously awesome that traditional terminology does not begin to express their coolness. At once a rockstar, fantastic and capable of giving orgasms at a distance.
Also an alcoholic drink popular among vodka lovers. Made as follows: Drink one 12oz Minute Maid apple cranberry raspberry juice down to around the top of the label, add 1-2 shots of Smirnoff vodka, fill to lid with Rockstar energy drink. Shake and serve. Created by my boyfriend for yours truly who is a vodka lush!
Tad is such a rocktasm that the girls are crawling all over him, much to my annoyance.

That rocktasm was stronger than it tasted!
Rocktasm by Mistress Tara September 8, 2008
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rocktastic 

anything that you makes you get up and want to rock out.
rocktastic by Ed Hartley January 13, 2004
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Rocktastic 

Adj. Rocktastic: A Portmanteau combination of two words "rock and fantastic" meaning beyond fantastic;or ridiculously wonderful; it is as long lasting as a rock or as exciting as rock n' roll with an extra dose of fantastic.

Rock~ rock is a naturally occurring aggregate of minerals and/or mineraloids.

Also, more importantly also refers to rock 'n' roll: a genre of popular music originating in the 1950s; a blend of black rhythm-and-blues with white country-and-western; "rock is a generic term for the range of styles that evolved out of rock'n'roll."

Fantastic~ antic: ludicrously odd; extraordinarily good or great ; used especially as intensifiers; fanciful and unrealistic; foolish;existing in fancy only;extravagantly fanciful in design, construction, appearance;is a literary term that describes a quality of other literary genres, and in some cases is used as a genre in and of itself, although in this case it is often conflated with the Supernatural; Existing in or constructed from fantasy; of or related to fantasy; fanciful; Not believable; implausible; seemingly only possible in fantasy; Wonderful; marvelous; excellent; extraordinarily good or great (used especially as an intensifier)
"Your outfit is so rocktastic. Everybody is going to love the way you look."

"This is an awesome show/concert were going to go see. We are sooo gonna have a rocktastic time."

"I just got a degree... resp: Congratulations! That is truly rocktastic."

"That fantasy or sci-fi movie, game, book, (insert some kind of entertainment or media) was fraken rocktastic."
Rocktastic by Mystic Model May 19, 2009

Rockgasm 

A spontaneous, uncontrollable rush of emotion and joy experienced while listening to rock and roll music, especially heavy metal. Will likely be accompanied by screaming "ROOOOOOCCKKK" while making the "sign of the horns/fist of metal" and/or furious headbanging. Note: the rockgasm may or may not be accompanied by an actual orgasm. May also be used as a verb.
Dude, I just had a rockgasm while listening to Tenacious D!

Oh man, I just rockgasmed hardcore to Steel Panther and now I have to change my shorts.
Rockgasm by Dude 12098198 September 19, 2012

Rockgasm 

An orgasm occurring when listening to a face melting song. Only the genres of Rock, Blues, Funk, and Soul have the amount of Sex Power to make one achieve this greatest pleasure!
Listen to Eric Clapton's godly guitar, Robert Plant's explosive vocals, Jimmy Page's epic grooves, Jimi Hendrix' wailing guitar, Pete Townshend's loud guitar roars, Roger Daltrey's screams, Jim Morrison's poetic lyrics, etc. You will achieve a Rockgasm and you will beg for more.
Rockgasm by Mr Mojo Risin's servant February 26, 2011

Rocktastic 

You are so excited and fascinated, you can't say a word and are still like a rock.
Were goiNg to Disneyland! Oh my god I'm rocktastic
Rocktastic by TheAwesomeNoob December 23, 2010

rockgasm 

The estatic feelings one achieves when rock music and emotion intertwine resulting in extreme pleasure to the cerebrum and the genitalia
HOlY SHIT I just got a huge rockgasm and wet myself listening to RNS!!!!
rockgasm by Random Number Sequence September 12, 2005