A real story about the time when a nice little German kid called Oliver was stuck in a room for eternity until he scored "THE AIRDRIBBLE" in "League of Rockets". This journey lasted a very long time (2 entire years). Then he was free (story written by David Free).
A: Have you heard of the story, "League of Rockets: The Airdribble"?
B: Yes I have, I would highly recommend listening to it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!