A real story about the time when a nice little German kid called Oliver was stuck in a room for eternity until he scored "THE AIRDRIBBLE" in "League of Rockets". This journey lasted a very long time (2 entire years). Then he was free (story written by David Free).
A: Have you heard of the story, "League of Rockets: The Airdribble"?
B: Yes I have, I would highly recommend listening to it.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).