A guy who likes to watch cheese , the fosters home of imaginary friends kid. Usually jacks off to myth busters while attacking a darren(dinasour). He likes to eat berries , and loves working out. And has a HUGE adam's apple.
Robert
by IlikeBigButts AndIcantLie December 12, 2010
A terrorist
Get down its Robert!!!!
by TRueAmerican7916 May 26, 2009
1) A super robot.
2) A name.
Bob: Domo arigato! Super roberto! Wait a minute...
Robert: -_-
by Robert N. >.> August 29, 2006
amazing guy who tries not to be mean but nice,fun and just caring. try's to be respectful to his friends....has amazingly light grey blue eyes...blond hair with a light hint of brown. If you ever come across someone like him be grateful and never let him out of your arms.
Girl 1: OH is that Robert ?

Girl 2: yeah why?

Girl 1: dont you like him? Talk to him I heard he has amazing light grey blue eyes

Girl 2: ok I will I mean he is nice and caring
by Lxs December 26, 2013
A male who is so obsessed with himself and photography that he doesn't realize that those around him cannot stand being around him and only use him for a ride to places. His photography isn't great and he never sends you the pictures. He is also very arrogant even though he has a large nose and a black woman ass.
Sarah didn't send her friends pictures from their graduation, so her friends said to her:
"gosh sarah, you're being such a robert!!"
by msmsn June 13, 2009
A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.
O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
by A. stoochle October 23, 2008
Robert may also be known as Bob, or Bobbo.

Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY.

Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time.

Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.
That guy had to bail out his cousin on the weekend. His name must be Robert.
by Ekeim February 10, 2010
A homeless looking male generally due to his pre-pubescent gullet of nappy hair. Roberts tend to have had surgery on their penis's and so they hide their shlongs. Sighting a penis of a robert is like seeing a rare unicorn. Roberts synical about love as well, years later most people find out this is because the robert they knew was an extreme homosexual, although some Roberts due remain straight. Roberts also love to hunt and feel empowered by killing small animals. Beware that whenever you party with a Robert they will always get obnoxiously drunk and if at a club they will most certainly try to fingerbang a girl on the dance floor.
I just stripped that robert down but that quick little leprechaun always gets away before i can see his pot of gold.
by University of Iowa Professor November 07, 2010

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