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A Robert is the ultimate babe
"Damnnnnnn he's a Robert!"
by Babii October 17, 2013
A Robert is an extremely nice and sweet person. He makes an awesome best friend and wingman. He also has a lot of dorky nick names that his friends unfortunately give him. Robert is easy to talk to, easy get along with and easy to love. He is extremely lazy, funny and always comes up with hilarious catch phrases that make you laugh. When you really get to know a Robert, you'll learn that he will put the ones he cares about before himself. He is a great listener, has good advice, and always knows what to say at the right time. Even though he gives great advice, he can rarely ever take his own. Robert's tend to have a lot of friends from all kinds of social groups, and also hangs out with a lot of attractive girls. Although Robert is sweet and has plenty of friends that are girls, he usually has trouble finding the right girl for him. When having Robert as a best friend, consider yourself very lucky because he is awesome and will always be there for you no matter what.
You sir look like the inside of a nose.

Robert: Wow that's das racist!!
Fabian: What does that mean?
Robert: It means more racist.
by Awesome 2530 March 21, 2012
Such a sly dog. A guy who pulls moves on girls when least expected.
He friended her on facebook, whatta Robert.
by Chipper Sheen August 22, 2010
Not the best looking guy around but is still kind of cute. Can be a major jerk sometimes, but it alright once you get to know him. Always says "Thanks for the compliment!" when you say "I love you." Has great taste in music. Dosen't take anyone's crap.
Robert is awesome! But he sure gets on my nerves sometimes.
by iLoveRobert:P April 05, 2011
An extremely attractive male, that makes you fall under his love spell just by making direct eye contact. Has gorgeous blue eyes, but has a hard time realizing whats in front of him. Has very low self esteem, thinks hes ugly and doesn't try hard. Could be very smart if he tried to succeed. Peer pressured into trying bad things. Parents are mean to him which only makes him do worse things like sneaking out at night. Although he has quite a bit of issues/problems, Robert is one of the friendliest, nicest boy you will even met. He is very honest and you can always trust him with keeping a secret a secret. Robert likes to keep things to himself. You will never forget meeting a Robert and he will make a huge impact on your life. P.S. A very good dancer.
Friend: Whos that guy with eyes as blue as the ocean
Me: Oh thats Robert
Friend: Oh you like him
Me: Yes
Friend: He'd be a keeper
by UNKNOWN4441 January 02, 2013
Usually smiles and is not afraid to say what on there mind, Really sweet. But often gives up on love at a young age even though they shouldn't. They are always trying to please others like family. very Independent and would rather take care of others then be looked after. Has a good fashion sense and love there hair can often be mistaken for being "gay", but isn't. Very loyal, responsible ,fun and happy. Often though can have days when everything sucks and leaving them feeling down. Loves music especially new music, but also has a good taste for older music. One of the best people you will ever meet. Usually is very open and blunt but can also hide things like emotions and have walls, very close to a small group of friends, non-judgemental.
See that guy over there in twilight that is Robert Pattinson

He is such a Robert
by YourGirlJ July 23, 2011
A Robert is a really amazing guy that sometimes may confuse you but just take a minute to figure out how he really feels about you. He is gorgeous and hilarious and has the most mesmerizing blue-green eyes you have ever seen. He knows how to talk and will charm you into liking him. He may come off a little fast, but he is really a good religious guy. He is very talented and athletic. May be a little cocky at moments, but can be a total sweet heart. Robert is a very rare person and if you meet one never let him go. And warning, he is a hugger:)
Girl: I have never felt this way about anyone before!
Friend: Oh he must be a Robert...
Girl: <3
by man-golovesyou:) February 18, 2011