A Robert is a great and intelligent man, who has the personally of a true gentleman. They are sometimes shy or hard to get to know but once you know them, you'll never forget them. However, Roberts, can also be a true badass and can take charge of any situation telling people off. They are always on time for any given appoitment and are always well dressed, shaved, and smelling of sexy cologne. They are also quite the ladies man but don't know it. Women flock from miles just to catch a glimpse of a Robert... Tall dark and handsome; and usually from an Asian, Italian, or Spanish orgin. Roberts are usually computer savvy and have the best success at whatever their profession is. If you know a Robert, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world because they're the best people you'll ever meet.
Girl 1: Hey look at that bro coming down the road, he's smexy. He must be a Robert.
Robert: Hey there girl, meow!

Robert: Here, hold this lens cap for me... I'm busy being awesome.
Mikey: Anything for you Robert... I would do anything. I just wish I was a Robert.
by 33beegees May 08, 2013
The most amazing person in existence. Tends to be a gamer nerd, but hardworking and sensitive. He's AMAZING in bed, knows how to please a woman.
"I'm dating Robert now!"

"Really? I heard he's a pantydropper"
by Immanerdgurl March 14, 2013
A wise-cracking, smart-talking, humorous, and quick-witted person who is the butt of jokes but secretly admired by all.
That guy over there is such a Robert, but man, he is cool.
by cool cousin-in-law February 03, 2010
Such a sly dog. A guy who pulls moves on girls when least expected.
He friended her on facebook, whatta Robert.
by Chipper Sheen August 22, 2010
A Robert is the ultimate babe
"Damnnnnnn he's a Robert!"
by Babii October 17, 2013
If you have a Robert nearby, be sure to say congratulations. He is smart, sexy, and buff. He is like a GOD. If you make friends with him, it will bring great rewards. Roberts are TOTALLY AWESOME.
Girl: Oh, you are such a Robert, I want to marry you.
Boy: Thanks!
by SexyGuy May 27, 2013
A Robert is an extremely nice and sweet person. He makes an awesome best friend and wingman. He also has a lot of dorky nick names that his friends unfortunately give him. Robert is easy to talk to, easy get along with and easy to love. He is extremely lazy, funny and always comes up with hilarious catch phrases that make you laugh. When you really get to know a Robert, you'll learn that he will put the ones he cares about before himself. He is a great listener, has good advice, and always knows what to say at the right time. Even though he gives great advice, he can rarely ever take his own. Robert's tend to have a lot of friends from all kinds of social groups, and also hangs out with a lot of attractive girls. Although Robert is sweet and has plenty of friends that are girls, he usually has trouble finding the right girl for him. When having Robert as a best friend, consider yourself very lucky because he is awesome and will always be there for you no matter what.
You sir look like the inside of a nose.

Robert: Wow that's das racist!!
Fabian: What does that mean?
Robert: It means more racist.
by Awesome 2530 March 21, 2012

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