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a big d bag who is whipped and a big faggit towards everybody he will ditch on command from his dictator
yo man id hate have a girl and be like robert, that shits weak
by almost easy bitch January 29, 2008
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Robert is a hilarious, quirky, musician. A lot of people think he's a big nerd, but he's actually kind of cute, in a weird way. Robert always makes you smile and he's always honest. He makes experiences, like slow dancing, fun, not awkward. Robert in general is just a great guy!
Robert I'm totally crushing on you!
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dumb idiot who is a fucking cheater in everything he is a piece of shit and an annoying dumb gay ass
That guy is a bastard he must be a robert
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A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.
O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
by A. stoochle October 23, 2008
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A person full of bullshit! Thinks he's the biggest badass of the school. Gets caught masturbating in the library. He's the kind of person that wears camo pants he bought from a thrift shop 5 days out of the week, and sunglasses on top of his head all through the school. They are relatively step children that are red-headed and are beaten
"Did you hear that Robert was caught chokin his chicken in the library"!?!
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An Extremly hot guy. Usually with dark hair and dark eyes. Sucks at lying and or acting. is talked about by peers and is often self obsorbed and overly confident.
did you see that hottie, he is such a robert.
oh my gosh a robert was staring at me today.
there were so many suckish roberts at the grammys who didn't win anything.
by mr. nobody 6468 March 07, 2009
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Robert is completely amazing. He is sweet. He is caring. He is funny. He is everything you could wish for in a guy. Ever though he is a bit cocky everything else makes up for it. He knows how to cheer me up or make me laugh. If only we lived closer maybe something great could happen. But being best friends is enough! Love you !!!!! ~ 3rd best friend
Wow that guy is a Robert!
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