The act of manning the helm of a vessel (usually while inebriated or consuming a beverage of some sort) while it is being towed on a trailer behind a truck. Most commonly road boating is seen in MD when the truck bed is full of people and golf bags and space and time are of the essence. It also reduces the number of DDs needed for a large group of people.
We had a couple guys roadboating to the golf course because the truck was full and they wanted to drink on the ride there legally (drinking on boats while they move is legal unlike trucks).
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!