An underground meme that originated from the 1984 action film The Terminator. The T-800 goes to a gun store and asks for a Phased Plasma Rifle with 40 Watt Range. Because it is unsure of what weapons were created in 1984.
T-800: Phased Plasma Rifle With 40 Watt Range?
Dick Miller: Just what you see pal.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!