10 definitions by Ric.Hard

Richard in a box

A euphemism for dick in a box.

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Richard envy

A woman who wants a Richard or a man jealous of another man's Richard.

John: Anthony, you've got a big Richard!
Anthony: Are you suffering from Richard envy?
John: Suck my Richard!

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Richard puller

Someone who pulls their "Richard".

You're a Richard puller!

by Ric.Hard October 8, 2014

Richard

A common name for a man’s penis.

Is that a phone in your pocket or is Richard happy to see me?

by Ric.Hard October 8, 2014

Richard turner

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.

The new guy's a Richard turner.

by Ric.Hard October 14, 2014

dick flick

1. A guys movie (the opposite of chick flick)
2. A gay porn movie
3. Shaking your dick after urinating

1. The Dark Knight is a dick flick.
2. I caught my brother jacking off to a dick flick.
3. I saw him dick flick out the corner of my eye.

by Ric.Hard July 10, 2013

Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.

The new guy's a Richard bender.

by Ric.Hard October 14, 2014