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Reverse Elephant

You start by pouring the coals to your signicant other from the most sought after position (you know what I'm talking about, all our favorite, the beloved doggy-style)....Then just before you release your pecker-snot, reach back from behind and through your legs and grab your stiff cock and pull it down and jam it in your ass parting your balls in the process giving them the striking resemblance of elephant ears. And finally, you commence this patented manuever with filling your own bowels up to your balloon knot full of your own love-gravy!
I was bangin your girlfriend the other night, when I felt the sudden urge to try and pull off the reverse elephant...I realized it was awesome after regaining consciousness from blacking out!
Reverse Elephant by Chauncy D September 21, 2009
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Reverse elephant

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and then attempt to force your erect penis up her nose.
Holy shit did you hear about bill? He totally tried to reverse elephant Sarah but he tore his foreskin on her nostril... Bet that hurt like hell!

Reverse Elephant

When someone puts water up their ass and shoots it into their partner's mouth for sexual pleasure.
My girl did a reverse elephant on me last night. I can still taste it!

Reverse Elephant Face 

When a male pushes his genetalia between his legs and then proceeds to bend over forward and turn around to display the image of his penis and testicles squashed between his legs, vaguely resembling an elephant's face.
In conjunction with the Elephant Face

If the male's sex organs are not long/large/supple enough, the reverse elephant face has the possibility of turning into the 'traffic lights' or possibly even the 'division sign'.

This is a byproduct of the Mangina
*Male removes his trousers and underpants and proceeds to push his sex organs into a vice-like-grip between his legs, turns his body around so his backside is facing his friends*

He then proceeds to say 'Oi lads, check out my elephant face'. Meanwhile his friends make noises of horror whilst turning away/moving away from the offender/wretching. Laughter normally ensues after the reverse elephant face has been displayed.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026