by DoomMan83 June 23, 2014
To inflict punishment in return for injury or insult.
Basically, it is to "get back" at someone for something they did to you
Revenge is a lot like Gazpacho - it is a dish best served cold!!!
Basically, it is to "get back" at someone for something they did to you
Revenge is a lot like Gazpacho - it is a dish best served cold!!!
If some one slaps you around the head and you, in return, break their legs, then that is known as revenge
by Hay Dude June 6, 2005
Shane: I will get my revengence on all of you giant squirrls
Roger: Ya... Dude thats not even a real word
Shane: Shut up dumbass yea it is!
Josh:Uh ya too bad its not
Shane: WHAT?? You guys are stupid look it up in the dictionary
Roger: Ya... Dude thats not even a real word
Shane: Shut up dumbass yea it is!
Josh:Uh ya too bad its not
Shane: WHAT?? You guys are stupid look it up in the dictionary
by Hsoj0202 October 28, 2008
When you trick a seemingly innocent girl into letting you have anal sex with her, and you return from the bathroom to find that she's gone and has taken a huge shit in the middle of your bed.
Sometimes, if she was super pissed about it, she takes the dump in your drawer and you don't find it for a few days.
Sometimes, if she was super pissed about it, she takes the dump in your drawer and you don't find it for a few days.
Biff: "Hey Floyd - that stupid slut you hooked me up with last night. Yeah, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she crapped in my bed."
Floyd: "Uh...what do you mean?"
Biff: "Are you retarded? I fucked Leona in the ass, and then when I went to wash my cock off she took a massive crap in my bed. Those sheets will never be the same. Corn and peas. NA-A-STY!
Floyd: "Corn AND peas? That is fucking rotten. I mean, if it was only corn I could see-"
Biff: "Shut up you asshole. Listen, you're not going to tell ANYONE about this. I'll beat your ass if you do. But seriously, that bitch got pretty hard revenge on me. My mama gave me those sheets and she always asks about them. How can I tell her that some skank took a huge, squirrelly dump in them because I analed her?"
Floyd: "Just tell her that a homeless guy broke into your-"
Biff: "Dude, you suck."
Floyd: "Uh...what do you mean?"
Biff: "Are you retarded? I fucked Leona in the ass, and then when I went to wash my cock off she took a massive crap in my bed. Those sheets will never be the same. Corn and peas. NA-A-STY!
Floyd: "Corn AND peas? That is fucking rotten. I mean, if it was only corn I could see-"
Biff: "Shut up you asshole. Listen, you're not going to tell ANYONE about this. I'll beat your ass if you do. But seriously, that bitch got pretty hard revenge on me. My mama gave me those sheets and she always asks about them. How can I tell her that some skank took a huge, squirrelly dump in them because I analed her?"
Floyd: "Just tell her that a homeless guy broke into your-"
Biff: "Dude, you suck."
by Pollup November 24, 2007
Being at an awesome pool party with the girl of your dreams, then leaving her for a while, only to see her wading in the pool with another guy.
Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak.
You then end up with a chair thrown to your face.
And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak.
You then end up with a chair thrown to your face.
And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
Ian: "Hey Jed, who's that guy Jessica is talking to in the pool?"
Jed: "I don't recognize him. I think he might be hitting on her."
Ian: "What the hell, man. I gotta take revenge on her now. Let's see, who else here looks as good as her?"
*hits on an ugly girl then gets a chair thrown to his face*
Jessica: "Ian are you alright?? What happened??"
Ian: "You were hitting on that guy in the pool."
Jessica: "Oh, the celebrant's cousin? He's a good friend of mine! We were just talking about you, actually."
Ian: "Oh fucker."
Jed: "I don't recognize him. I think he might be hitting on her."
Ian: "What the hell, man. I gotta take revenge on her now. Let's see, who else here looks as good as her?"
*hits on an ugly girl then gets a chair thrown to his face*
Jessica: "Ian are you alright?? What happened??"
Ian: "You were hitting on that guy in the pool."
Jessica: "Oh, the celebrant's cousin? He's a good friend of mine! We were just talking about you, actually."
Ian: "Oh fucker."
by c'est si bon August 13, 2009
Asking someone else out on your bitch ex-girlfriend's birthday, then showing the new girl off in front of her.
(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)
(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)
Evan: So Harley, have you met Emily?
Harley: Um, no... Hi.
Emily: Hello
Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!
Harley: :'(
*Later*
Emily: What was that all about?
Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.
Harley: Um, no... Hi.
Emily: Hello
Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!
Harley: :'(
*Later*
Emily: What was that all about?
Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.
by Entr' Acte November 25, 2009
by Jazzz October 21, 2007