Revenge is a full head of hair
Hey baldy, glad to hear that you're rich... Wanna touch my golden locks? Suck my revenge.
See dingo ugly
Double dingo ugly is when the girl was so hideous you gnawed off the other arm because she will be looking for a one armed man.
Monster: "Did you see a one armed man pass by here?"
You: "he went thataway" (indicates with stump)
Your mate: "Whoah, you did the right thing, that bitch was double dingo ugly"
Rhyming slang for "fuck off-ski"
Mate 1: "This place blows"
Mate 2: "Yeah let's Tchaikovsky"
-- Finish beer and leave shitdive pub