Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

Reptile dysfunction by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009

reptile dysfunction

Its when the old snake won't strike.

Looks like your new man friend has reptile dysfunction.

reptile dysfunction by Brewster Molis September 24, 2011

reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

reptile dysfunction by telephone man August 30, 2010

Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

Reptile dysfunction by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020

Reptile dysfunction

Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner

Logan has reptile Dysfunction and has a vilper on his dick,we need to go to the ER

Reptile dysfunction by Glenicus. December 18, 2018

a reptile dysfunction 

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

a reptile dysfunction by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

a-reptile-dysfunction 

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin

Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.

a-reptile-dysfunction by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024