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Rent-A Friend

A rent-a friend is a friend you can rent for 1 cent an hour(what a bargin!)
1: Are you going to rent-A friend today??? I hear they are only 1 cent an hour!

2: Woah, didnt think about that! atleast they are cheaper than a prostitute...

1: hahahahaha yeah

Rent a Friend 

A person who is really rich and has to buy their friends gifts in order to keep them. In other words they rent their friends and pay them in gifts to keep them.
She has no real friends since she buys them things to keep them. She probably calls 1-800-RNT-FRND to Rent a Friend.
Rent a Friend by kuh-rissie December 22, 2008

rent-a-friend

n. individuals bound together in a house by which they paid dues or a fees to join. In most cases, members of a sorority or a frat. Yeah, frat. In the end, they feel like they are apart of something special.
If you want some superfical friends, why don't you rush with the Delta's and surround yourself in rent-a-friends?
rent-a-friend by kool keith 383 November 6, 2005

rent-a-friend

paying currency usually american dollarios to have people who don't really like you chill with you and your nonexsistent posse.
your mom pays me to be your rent-a-friend.
rent-a-friend by emojoe November 16, 2005

rent-a-freind 

someone that is only around or talks to you when they need money and then dont pay back; or when you have something they dont have
kyle has a rent-a-freind
rent-a-freind by trevor March 3, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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