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Disturbing noise some consider¨"music". Right up there with country and rap in terms of worse music on the planet.
Reggaeton keeps getting worse, thanks to such jackasses as daddy yankee and don omar.
by Adrian August 14, 2006
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Probably the worst so-called 'music' on the planet right now (even worse than country).

It's seriously fucking annoying and if you live here in Miami, you'd know what I mean as that reggaeton shit is everywhere, pumping out of stupid clubs or being played way too loud by Daddy Yankee-wannabe pickup truck driving pricks who like to 'Ride It Like A Ford'.

Reggaeton has the same beat and all songs sound exactly the same (awful). The lyrics are horrible and are derogatory to women. Reggaetons dress like gangsters, but they're not -- they're just no-talent losers.

I have never understood why it's called 'reggaeton' either because it sounds nothing like reggae.

Reggae = Good
Reggaeton = Bad

People who listen to reggaeton should be given a good kicking until they learn to appreciate REAL music, not a fucking noise with some Puerto Rican asshole singing badly to a repetitive beat.
One of the more popular reggaeton songs:

"Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee

A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame mas gasolina!)
Como le encanta la gasolina
(Dame mas gasolina!)
A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame mas gasolina!)
Como le encanta la gasolina
(Dame mas gasolina!)
by ihatereggaeton May 28, 2006
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A bullshit that affects people minds with extremely bad and disgusting words and actions. And it is not the tipycal "music" of central america an caribean, it's the typical NOISE!!! of the people that doesn't know anything about music.
Reggaeton Realy Sucks
by josemiguel December 04, 2007
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Derragatory and street influenced music whose roots began in panama in the late 80´s later adopted by Puerto rico and became later known as perreo. It is vulgar and just plain nasty and insults reggae or even being called that is a disgrace. It also should not be credited towards tha boris cuz much of their beats are obtain by mixtures of bachata and other. Its a wanna be gangsta rap genre ooh i hate reggaeton
Lil Jon and daddy yankee makes the shitiest combination ever since they both suck
by Yanin June 19, 2005
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First of all, I'm a College Hispanic.

Reggaeton is a retarded form of music that only ignorant Latino people such as gangbangers, uneducated school drop-outs, or Hispanic Criminals listen too. Those kind of people don't like Metal, Classical, Jazz, or anything else; only there cheaply made repeatative synthesized beat with awful rap lyrics in Spanish. Of course, they might always lie and say they like all kinds of music to not sound too ignorant...

But to be honest, other forms of music that do not get any recognition such as Melodic Death Metal will always be superior compare to Reggaeton!!! That should actually be called Horribleton. Peace...
Don Omar (what a wannabe!)

Looney Toons (maricon bastards)

Reggaeton shit is fucking nigger music in Spanish!
What the fuck is the matter with all you Black puppet Spics? And to all you future gay mother-fuckers that are gonna talk shit against the truth, go fuck yourselves!
by I Am The Lord July 14, 2006
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reggaeton is not actually just Puerto Rico's version of reggae...if you do the research you'll find that reggaeton first came around in panama as "spanish reggae". It has evolved to become "perreo", "dembow", or just "reggaeton"
i like reggaeton
me gusta el reggaeton
by fred February 28, 2005
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The worst "music" invented by human kind that only talks about how to get a women in bed and do her and how there all gangsta which they aren't.. They try to copy off of reggae, salsa, rap and a whole bunch of other orginal music styles....This is also disrespectful to themselves and the world. it uses the same beat and they try to sing with hip hop artist to get more credit and respect. And wannabe daddy yankees always blast it because they think its the coolest shit but don't know what the hell there saying in the song
Daddy Yankee
R.K.M y Ken-Y

Reggaeton has a whole bunch of other bullshit people i wipe my ass with
by Juan Fernando December 29, 2007
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