Redneck Blumpkin

An even grosser twist on the blumpkin that I randomly thought of one day. It is when a girl performs a blumpkin on a guy when he is shitting in a port-o-potty/port-o-john. Rumored to happen at the most redneck of places such as county fairs, nascar races and tractor pulls.

Mary-Sue gave Billy-Bob a redneck blumpkin at the tractor pull. This caused all Billy-Bob's friends to immediately become jealous and wish they could get one too. Billy-Bob was later quoted as saying "I'm gonna marry that girl one day".

Redneck Blumpkin by Ryan E from Sci-town August 18, 2010

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redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.

Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”

redneck country bumpkin by Jxrdn February 17, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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