Red Arse 

A game you play after playing football. if the goal keeper lets in ten goals he must now bend over as you attempt to kick balls at his arse. the person who misses by the largest distance is now in goals.

in cold weather it is the ultimate description of pain

person 1 " that game of red arse was fun last night"
Person 2 "yeah John's arse was so red....."

*conversation ends*

Red Arse by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009

Red Arse 

A red arse is a new recruit in the Irish Navy - most new recruits suffer sea sickness when they go on first patrol, usually off the west atlantic coast of Ireland, so heavy seas etc. The new recruits tend to sit midships (the most stable part of a ship, just by the funnel) feeling sorry for themselves while they puke

The heat of the funnel generally burns their arse! Thus new guys get a day or two leeway when they join a ship and are forgiven for sitting by the funnel! A senior rating (sailor) will refer to a junior "STFU you're nothing but a red arse" basically I've been around this ship longer than you!

"Shut TheF**k Up you're nothing but a red arse"

Red Arse by Cobh June 16, 2013

red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

red as a baboon's arse by quimmerman October 18, 2007

Red Arsed Baboon 

Nasty manipulative pedo
Has close informative relationship with the "filth"

Raynee Pinky

Red Arsed Baboons should never ever be trusted under any circumstances & should not be allowed near children

Red Arsed Baboon by Aunty whai February 4, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016