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a person who is apart of the guido family and is very ridiculous. They only carry around 100's and refer to them as "bills" They only hang out with other real ones because knowone else in on their level. They only pop bottles of grey goose vodka but never finish the bottle (This makes them more real). fist pumping, ed hardy, spikey hair and spray on tan are very common fashion trends with real ones.
did you see that guy last night in the club he popped 5 bottles of goose and him and his boys only drank one.. wow what a real one

guido funny stupid ridiculous
by clownin April 09, 2009
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