The reals ones is a unique group of individuals who FaceTime each other regularly. Typically they use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to FaceTime. Conversations within this group usually involve complete bullshit.
I really want to be a part of the real ones?
Wanna facetime real ones?
by Betty Cooper-Jones September 15, 2021
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Doing something for real, but saying it in a longer form for no reason other than the fact that James Charles says it and who doesn't love a good old O,G sister?
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An expression of acknowledgement and respect to someone or something, especially after a loss. In its most serious context it can reference a real dead person, but is used more often in trivial matters such as when a favorite restaurant closes down.
Etymology consists of RIP, an acronym/initialism of Rest In Peace, and real one, someone or something that is great or significant.
Person 1: Did you hear that the pub closed down?
Person 2: Nooo, their Irish nachos were the bomb! Rip to a real one.
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actually spicy and hot af
usually used to describe mr krabs
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Harry: ooo look at that sexy crustacean!
Louis: Harry we’re on a date! Stop looking over there!
Harry: but he’s spicy for a real one
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function: verb

1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
by Alana Post October 5, 2005
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Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.
"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"
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