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Real Spiderman 

When having sex with a girl from behind, slowly push her up against a wall so she is vertical while you are tapping that. Then, quickly and without warning, pull out, put it in her butt and see how far up the wall she can climb. Bonus points if she reaches the roof
I was having sex with Sharon last night and if got a new Real Spiderman record
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the real spiderman 

First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).
Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.

Who is the REAL Spider-Man? 

The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026