The appropriate response to any stupid political analogy that uses material from the Harry Potter books as a reference point.
HP devotee #1: "When Voldemort is president, Dumbledore's army needs a whole lot of Hermoines!"
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."
HP devotee #2: "If the students at Hogwarts can defeat the death eaters, then we can defeat the NRA!"
George Takei tweet: "So, are we basically saying now that Senator McCain is Severus Snape?"
Normal person: "Seriously? Read another book."
by Martin Luther Cream May 11, 2018
Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.
*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.
by s1337 September 17, 2009
by Larry July 30, 2004
In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
by erfan20120 November 4, 2018
(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
by anonymous_two September 23, 2008
by mexicater February 25, 2011
Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
by JormanThoad March 2, 2017