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The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Often used by an MTVeenager.
Uni Student: "Cheese! HA HA!"
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."
by Pip January 30, 2005
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The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.
"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."

"That was random, LMFAO."

"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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For the love of God, stop using this word. It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're oh so unique for saying it. Give it a fucking rest.
Mindless teenager: Omg I have to tell you what happened it was just so random

Me: *clobbers with garden rake*
by Tempestua April 02, 2005
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n. pl. People that are outside of your group or party, or outside of any party perhaps, ie. those who roll alone, especially on Xbox Live.
We just raped those guys in that last game, they must have all been randoms.

Who are these randoms we keep running into?
by eminutia January 16, 2010
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1) What teenage girls regard as the funniest type of humor.

2) The shittiest type of humor.
Teenage girl 1: Guess what? Cheese! Haha!
Teenage girl 2: Ninja monkeys steal my underwear at night!
Teenage girl 3: Monkey! LOL!
Me: *loads clip into mac-10*
by inbe June 22, 2005
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An overused word by moronic teenagers, yes I am a teenager but even I'm getting sick of people thinking random is funny.
Girl: Oh My god, I'm really random lol! =

Me: No, you're really stupid.
by Jersey Kid January 27, 2008
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The latest word used by stupid teens who think they are so unique and unpredictable. They even use it when they talk. "Hey, look at that random building" What the hell makes that building so 'random'? Apparently is really funny too. Saying the word "cheese" out of nowhere in the middle of a conversation doesn't just ruin the moment, it makes you look even more pathetic.
Person 1: "Hey, you know what?!"
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "I like cheese!!!!!"
Person 2: "That was like so random!"
by stupidteens January 02, 2010
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