eat it as soup ramen.
eat just the noodles.
Still not real lo mein, but at least it's not an Americanization of a Japanese rip-off of a Chinese dish.
Varieties of Ramen, the food of Jesus
1) Cup O' Ramen.
2) Brick O' Ramen.
College students base their diets around beef, shrimp, chicken, and oriental flavored noodles.
There are better, tastier foods to purchase, such as hot pockets and bagel bites. But ramen saves money so you can buy more liquor, so who really gives a fuck.
2.) Inexpensive noodle soup eaten by the Wapanese only because it comes from Japan. They don't actually like ramen at all. They just like the fact that they don't have to import the shit. Not to be confused with normal people who eat ramen because they actually like the taste and/or are too poor to afford anything else.
2.) "Kawaii desu!! Pork ramen!! Oh thank Kami-sama, since I don't have to import this from Japan, I can order another box of Cucumber and Teriyaki-flavor pocky! Uh-oh, Sailor Moon is about to start! Ikuhayo~~!! ^_^ LoLooLllLOlOloLo!o11!11!!"