mephisto's definitions

Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

riot

breaking things with a purpose

im just a kid who's gotta lot of problems. maybe if i throw a brick that brick will go and solve them.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

REM

Rapid Eye Movement - The stage in the sleep cycle when dreams occur.

Rapid eye movement can be identified when slight twitching of the eye is evident through the eyelid.

by Mephisto June 12, 2003

El Mopadora

That creepy Mexican guy who comes in at night and buffs the floors.

man, el mopadora fucked up the floor again.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Queegee

To ejaculate all over ones face and to have a female canine lick it off. The canine is then ritualisticly slaughtered and eaten.

I gave Ms. Edelman a queegee.

by Mephisto April 22, 2003

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

by mephisto June 2, 2003