soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

by mephisto June 2, 2003

quast

quast is the word on the back of the giant truck that almost ran me over. Ever since quast has been used for the word "fuck"

Quast! that truck almost hit me! god quasting damn.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

slinky

ultimate toy

It's SLinky!

by mephisto May 28, 2003

mail order bride

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

han solo

Harrison ford's character in star wars. Pretty badass

Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

principia discordia

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

Corleone

elite mafia family. Central to the plot of one of the greatest movies and books of all time, The Godfather

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

by mephisto May 28, 2003