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racquetball 

A wickedly fast (the ball at the highest level travels in excess of 160 MPH) indoor court game played by some of the most amazing athletes on the planet. Allot a crafty old dudes play a much slower, but equally demanding game. Few sports pack as big an exercise punch as racquetball. The game is gaining players world wide while keeping an avid player base here in the U.S. Court 40ft by 20ft There is also an outdoor version.
I'm absolutely exhausted today from an hour of intense racquetball.
racquetball by gutenberg13 July 1, 2014
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racquetball 

A term or excuse for guys hooking up and hiding it from their wives.
Im gunna go play racquetball (have gay sex0rs) with dave.

racquetball 

A "sport" that doesn't compare to tennis because of its mediocre game play and practice of being played in glass courts so their "skills" can be displayed. Not as well known for a reason.
I'm gonna go play a game of racquetball, my hobby, not a sport.
racquetball by i think so July 7, 2011

racquetball soccer 

A glorious sport, practiced in a racquetball court. A soccer ball takes the place of a racquetball, and two teams try to get the ball to the forward wall without letting the ball bounce on the ground more than twice. If the ball hits any wall/the ground other than the forward wall during the serve, the serve is a fault and must be done over. Play goes to an odd number decided upon at the start, as required by time available to play. 5, 7, 11, 15, and 21 are common goal scores. Not to be confused with SocCourt.
Hey! I've got a free period! Let's go play some Racquetball Soccer!
racquetball soccer by The Gumrunner September 28, 2007

racquetball soccer 

A glorious sport, practiced in a racquetball court. A soccer ball takes the place of a racquetball, and two teams try to get the ball to the forward wall without letting the ball bounce on the ground more than twice. If the ball hits any wall/the ground other than the forward wall during the serve, the serve is a fault and must be done over. Play goes to an odd number decided upon at the start, as required by time available to play. 5, 7, 11, 15, and 21 are common goal scores. Not to be confused with SocCourt. The origination of the game dates back to March of 2006 at Albuquerque Academy.
Hey, I've got a free period! Lets go play some Racquetball Soccer!
racquetball soccer by The Gumrunner September 27, 2007

Racquetball court 

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.
Racquetball court by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020

Racquetball court 

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.

Is the midget standing on the ping pong table again?
Racquetball court by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020