by tomze12345 November 25, 2017
A two-faced, lying, boorish girl who cannot keep her legs closed. Do not allow a Rachel near your crush, boyfriend, fiance, or husband because she will have sex with him, or at least try to. A Rachel has no respect for others, or herself. She also cannot function without caffeine because she is a work-a-holic. A Rachel often has muscular man arms and a large nose. She loves to run so she has huge amazon thighs. She also often continues to dress like an awkward poser punk teenager even when she is well past her high school years.
If ever near a Rachel, beware, and keep your man close to you.
If ever near a Rachel, beware, and keep your man close to you.
by DontMessBaby December 13, 2010
An outgoing yet shy spirit, who likes mushrooms and finding four leaf clovers. A bit strange at times. The Rachel is a solitary hunter, whose hunting tactic is stalk rather than chase. When threatened, the Rachel will rear back and usually stand its ground.
by Platypusmer April 22, 2011
by basketballlover.x3 July 6, 2011
Derived from the greek term (perfection); A Rachel is known and the most beautiful females of all time. A Rachel is quite easy to spot with her beautiful hair, a tiffanys braclet, Abercrombie outfits, and the nicest ass you will ever see.
by HeySexyBaby March 16, 2007
A Rachel may seem like a common species, but she is actually quite unique. She is hilarious especially when she rows. She loves getting in boats. And eating chocolate. And opening doors for people with OCD. She puts others before herself and never talks shit about others, even when they are fucking crazy. She loves to read Cosmo. She likes to drive around and listen to music. She likes waffles in the springtime, waffles in the fall. Waffles in the summer and waffles in the winter. She is so generous and always makes waffles for others. People find themselves drowning in her love. She is really horny. A lot. And she is the best friend anyone could have. She is the ying to your yang. Basically, she is fun in a box.
Person 1: Why is she reading the sex tips in Cosmo with her boyfriend?
Person 2: What do you expect? Shes a Rachel.
Person 2: What do you expect? Shes a Rachel.
by FlyLikeAJ9 June 17, 2011
Rachel may not the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, but definitely the funniest. She makes your day everyday by something so stupid, it’s funny, and she cares about everyone. Unless she doesn’t like you... So stay on her good side! She has a bright, creative imagination, and is always thinking of something new. She may get a little clingy, but only because she’s so glad to have you.(If you have a Rachel in your life, KEEP HER!) Rachel is loyal to you, and thinks about you all the time. She may seem mean or rude at first, but not on purpose. It’s just her personality! She may have a hard time explaining her feelings, and telling you what’s going on, but just be patient with her, really. She may seem tough on the outside, but she can be sensitive to some things. Don’t get on her bad side, though! Rachel is good at lots of things, and loves to flirt. She is probably slightly (a lot) boy crazy! Rachel is the best person to have in your life, so don’t let her go. Lol, and she has a nice butt. :)
“Ew, is that Rachel?”
“HEY! Rachel’s my best friend!”
“Don’t talk about her, she is so funny, and you don’t even know.”
“Oh sorry, I didn’t know she was so cool.”
“Well, now you know.”
“HEY! Rachel’s my best friend!”
“Don’t talk about her, she is so funny, and you don’t even know.”
“Oh sorry, I didn’t know she was so cool.”
“Well, now you know.”
by TheRealRachKid November 29, 2017