A two-faced, lying, boorish girl who cannot
keep her legs closed. Do not allow a Rachel near your
crush, boyfriend, fiance, or husband because she will have sex with him, or at least try to. A Rachel has no respect for others, or herself. She also cannot function
without caffeine because she is a work-a-holic. A Rachel often
has muscular man arms and a large nose. She loves
to run so she has huge amazon thighs. She also often
continues to dress
like an awkward poser punk teenager
even when she is well past her high school years.
If ever near a Rachel, beware, and keep your
man close to you.