Top Definition
RUB
An acronym for Rich Urban Biker. A title given to middle aged, upper class, white males that make more money than they know what to do with so they decided to pretend to be bad ass and get a Harley. Unlike real Harley men they get all the trimmings on their bike which usually includes Heated handle bars, luggage racks, stereos, raised back support, cruise control and completely useless items like suicide shifts. Basically they just end up buying a 2 wheeled sedan, but they have no idea how to maintain it.

You’ll never see them exceed the speed limit; actually, you’re lucky to see them ever DO the speed limit.

Any damage that may occur to their Harley will instantly run them at least $2000, merely because of all the bloated accessories they’ve placed on the bike, because of this, they will only take their bikes out on the sunniest of weekend rides and only for short distances. Even if they’re going to some sort of Harley riders get together, they would rather tow their bike in the back of their truck, stay at a nearby Hilton and will only ride their bike a couple of miles from the Hilton to the “meet” the day of the convention.

RUB’s are the only motorcyclist who DO NOT give a waive or a nod to other riders on the road when passing, apparently they are to smug to do so or afraid of crashing by doing something complicated like nodding.
only a RUB would have heated handlebars on a bike
by Mr Wall June 21, 2006
Rich Urban Biker.

See also RUB
"I'm not sure what is worse a middle aged R.U.B. on a Harley or a 19 year old SQUID riding a GSX-R1000!"
by Steve Johnsenson January 14, 2005
Rub
Trouble. Punishment that does not involve the law. Disrespect, neglect. Social friction.
He got a lot of rub for that.
by Donkk August 16, 2007
Rub
A group of three or more massage therapists. Similar to a herd of cattle, a gaggle of geese or a murder of crows.

*credit: Bob & Tom*
Our team manager hired a rub of massage therapists to work out the stiff muscles of our players.
by seraph83 October 15, 2010
Acronym for Rough Unprotected Butt Sex
This airplane is running late. Do you want to find an airport storage room and have some RUBS?
by Buttaztic December 24, 2008
Rub
A special kind of sexual act where someone is pleasured simply by being slowly rubbed or carressed across their body
"Oi James is this the rubbing room?" "Yeah come on give me a cheeky rub" "RUB"
by liquidass99 May 14, 2016
rub
Verb:The socially accepted use of sexual self relief to relax at any hour of the day in the absence of, for example, a cigarette break at work. Usually done in the privacy of a designated public "rubbin' stall".
"I -- I just don't know anymore Ginger, I tell ya, this shit at work's getting to a boiling point. And now it's got me thinkin... like it's -- like it's either me or them. But I don't know... maybe I just need to go for a rub."

"You sluts are prudes, I'm goin for a rub."
by Nick Harris/Charles Rhoads May 06, 2008
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