rip
to take a tobacco bong hit , preferably with weed or hash on it.
i just took a fat rip and i'm zorbin hard!
by Mrmcewen March 31, 2009
RIP
Rape in Progress, When someone is touching you inappropriately yell RIP and the police will be right over.
RIP! RIP! this man is touching my boobs!
by lil brad March 09, 2009
rip
To place ones hand on someone elses neck and retract very quickly causing a burning sensation. Usually given when someone says something very stupid or out of place.
Person #1- Yo you know that guy Mike...
Person #2- Yea hes pretty gay...
Person #1- Rip!!! he's got a girlfriend blah...
Person #2- Yea, but...but...
by Turovskiy November 12, 2007
rip
v. to inhale a drug. i.e marijuana/tweak/heroin
hey, let me get a rip of that shit.
by JMSago January 13, 2007
Rip
A word used to describe a vaginal tear in sexual penetration. Usually yelled by high school boys at attractive women, from the safety of their moving vehicle. Originated on Madison Wisconsin's west side.
I'm gonna rip the rippin' rip out of your rippin' rip. rrrrriiiiiiiipppp!
by Rip squad October 17, 2005
rip
when someone says or does something that turns out to be wrong.
Person A: (Picks up remote and presses ON) "Damnit, why won't this work?"
(Taps remote on table) "Still not working!" (Checks for batteries) "Oh, no batteries."

Person B: "Ha, that's a rip!"
by Amanda April 07, 2005
RIP
Retired In Place: Someone who purposely arrives late, leaves early, takes long lunches, who takes care of personal business and / or surfs the internet all day at work, generally doesn't concern themselves with duties assigned and is waiting out the clock before retirement. For all intents and purposes, they are retired, but still going to work.
"It's hard to get any results from the HR Supervisor, he's been working in for the company for so long he's basically rip!"
by Ozkrite December 20, 2013

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