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8.
The excuse that your girlfriend uses when she has farted
"She tried to convince me that it was a quief but something began to smell bad..."
by Kaiser_fj November 17, 2006
 
9.
pussy fart
Do you really want to know?
by Xyzzy February 21, 2004
 
10.
the noise that you hear when air is released from the vagina
did you fart?
no, that was just a quief.
by justmee November 14, 2003
 
11.
A fart emitted from the vaginal cavity of a woman's uterine wall.
when dorothy (a 74 year old female metrosexual with brown hair) and elliot are gettin' it on, she quiefs violently.
by Jammasta Lark November 25, 2003
 
12.
A pussy fart.
I fucked my girlfriend, then she quifed.
by Anonymous October 05, 2003
 
13.
A pussy fart. If a girl sits on her knees and then lays forward sticking her ass in the air, she can do kuegel excercises which opens the pussy letting in air, and then clenching the muscles together forcing the air out, making a farting noise. If she's talented enough, she can do it many times in a row.
this bitch can assume the possition and quief all night long
by kylsox October 16, 2008
 
14.
air coming out of a pussy
Hey Eisza, let me see you quief!
by Keith D. October 03, 2006