quebec nordiques

Fucking awesome team who are now the Colorado Avalanche. They are gnarly.

Dude he really Quebec Nordiqued it UP!

by j03 April 8, 2004

Quebec Steamer

When one defecates on another's face

Like a Cleveland Steamer, only further north.

I wanted to defecate on her chest but I sneezed and gave her a quebec steamer by mistake.

While playing Twister I accidentally gave Jaffa a quebec steamer.

by SixScotch February 11, 2012

quebec debbie

A hand job given while in a fish house in Montana and the giver of the old fashioned reads the tv instruction manual in French.

Craig made me give him a Quebec Debbie while we camped at Cinch Buckle.

by Thunderdick November 25, 2020

Quebec Efficiency

Quebec efficiency refers to the most inefficiently run processes possible. These processes always take at least three times as if normally run and generally six to ten times longer than if run efficiently. The term originates from the Canadian province of Quebec, where such processes occur very frequently.

Jean: "I made cookies today, and instead of buying everything before hand, I just went out and bought every ingredient when the recipe said I need it! It took me 4 hours to bake the cookies."
Jacques: "Quebec efficiency!"

Luc: "At the raffle last night, instead of drawing the three winners, they drew until there were only three left, and then those three won. It took forever."
Laurent: "Quebec efficiency!"

by xiainx May 1, 2010

quebec pizza

poptarts with ketchup

*french accent* ehh, i'll make you the famous quebec pizza,
it's poptart with the ketchup, good.

by stephenhxc August 5, 2008

Quebec Condom

When a french canadian wear's only a stocking watch cap to make love.

Jacque took a lady home last night. Wonder if he wore protection or only a Quebec condom.

When a person has a beenie watch cap on and it sticks up above their head, not pulled tight.

by Starvinmarvin42 November 16, 2020

Tango Quebec

Too Queer, as in FUBAR. Radio alphabetic code denoting a situation in which all sense and practical function has broken down.

Remember when Gunny shit in your MRE because you complained about the peanut butter?
Yeah, that was Tango Quebec, dude.

by The Original Colonel Doctor August 18, 2008