The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades 

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades by Death Menace February 5, 2023

Do You Wear Michiko's Kimono? 

The secret (not really) term for asking for the Identity V Stageplay from someone.

Person A:"So, do you wear Michiko's kimono?"
Person B:"Yes, would you like to try it on?"
OR
Person A: "So, do you wear Michiko's kimono?"
Person B: "No, I wear Jack's top-hat sorry"

Do You Wear Michiko's Kimono? by Josephsmami October 22, 2020

Clicker's Wear

When an Encyclopedia Dramatica Editor's mouse-clicking finger gets worn and tired at the joints from rejecting all of those stupid "definitions" people submit repeatedly, over and over again, about absolutely nothing of importance or relevance to the Internet. Like, at all. One may get Clicker's Wear by deleting all of the lame posts concerning the person's:
- friends
- enemies
- girlfriends
- themselves
- people no one knows besides the "definition" submitter themselves.

UD Editor: Damn! I've got Clicker's Wear after rejecting all of those stuped, useless definitions about "Chaz" who ever the hell that person is.

Clicker's Wear by Peaseblossom85 July 18, 2006

wear emperor's new clothes 

to wear no clothes; to be naked.

The babies always wear emperor's new clothes.

wear emperor's new clothes by uttam maharjan November 13, 2011

men's maternity wear 

over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees

Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.

men's maternity wear by shepp February 15, 2008

National wear your boyfriend’s hoodie day 

Wear your Boyfriend’s hoodie on this day. It’s special!

“Hey did you know tomorrow is national wear your boyfriend’s hoodie day?”

National wear your boyfriend’s hoodie day by Bf facts October 3, 2021

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day 

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!

National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021