Quandrum 

A hyrbrid or cross between a quandary and a conundrum.

You are in quite a quandrum aren't you?

Quandrum by DertY MeRPH December 2, 2010

Quantrump 

State of finding oneself feeling two opposite feelings at the same time under a Trump presidency.

I find myself in a quantrump state: the fact that Donald Trump beleves global warming is a hoax is funny AND sad at the same time.

Quantrump by YorickBrown November 17, 2016

Quandrium 

A great amount of facts that should be pondered by persons that have a level head and high intelligence.

That dumbass would never understand the Quandrium of this topic.

Quandrium by disasterme December 10, 2011