Quafed

Queef in the past-tense

Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."

by G.andy18 March 1, 2017

QUAF

Questionable as Fuck

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are QUAF.

Drinking and driving is so QUAF.

by CHcreatedthis January 27, 2012

quaf

Really long and messy hairdo.

"Yo look at this guys quaf, looks like hes growing that for money"

by Marek k April 29, 2007

Quaffed

To have previously queefed.

Tina and Jenny quaffed today during biology.

by TehLeafyLettuce October 30, 2011

quaf

noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head.

that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.

by tori caputo and jenn ward. but mostly tori October 19, 2007

Quafed

To have reached the point of inebriation, through consumption of the substance of choice, where the feeling is of the 'perfect high', no more, no less.

Hey man, I'm quafed. It's sooo good!

by TigreArts November 17, 2010

quaffed

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

by pruney78 May 23, 2009