by King Cobe Bra April 14, 2009
A man's hairstyle that is formed when he is going down on a woman and she queefs so forcefully that it blows his hair back.
"Do you like my hair? I was going down on my girlfriend this morning and she queefed so hard in my face. Blew my hair into the perfect quaf."
by THEwoman August 21, 2014
An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.
Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."
Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."
Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."
by Theocracy September 2, 2010
When a women queefs and farts at the same time words collide! Its the most unsettling thing known to man kind
Cynthia totally had to Quaf after sex and her insides blew up it was a total mess! That Quaf was Disgusting I didn't know if she shit her self or was trying to blow up a balloon.
by Snoochie February 19, 2015
by King Cobe Bra April 14, 2009
to watch QAF (Queer As Folf) extensively, to the point in which you do not believe you can be aroused to a higher extent.
by brookalicioussss March 13, 2007
Quaf is when air gets trapped inside a females vagina and makes a farting noise when it comes out.
AKA Queef
AKA Queef
Terrence and Phillip "Quaf"
by tevans0000 September 9, 2009