Sam: "Would love to but don't think I can make it. Have to clean the house, do grocery shopping, cook dinner, mow the lawn, fix the car, do the laundry, take the Mrs. shopping for shoes and handbags, pay the credit card bills that have $30,000 balances on them now, go to her mother's house for her third cousin's niece's sister's birthday party who I never met and don't know, dredge the Panama Canal, and 100 other things on her 'To Do' list."
Joe: "Ok. See you when you get your pussy whipped head out of your ass."
Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend