Please no punterino 

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.

I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino

Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019

punterino 

When you dump another racing driver either on purpose or accident. Usually done by one very T H I C C boi.

No punterino into Sainte Devote Jimmer!

punterino by BigMoveBoi February 11, 2021

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

Out punted your coverage by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

puntended 

pun intended

In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.

I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.

puntended by schematic23 December 29, 2010

puntalkers 

people from your past and present who stalk you and speak in parables.

I drive a truck and the puntalkers are in every truck stop that i visit.

puntalkers by fatvinnydabully October 31, 2012

Punzel

King of all cock blockers. One who can smell an opportunity to cock-block from a mile away.

It was me and my girl watching a movie until that Punzel decided to join in..

I almost had her until Punzel made it awkward with his 1st grade witted jokes.

Punzel by Topsie Krett July 29, 2010

roughing a punter 

The practice wherein a gay male prostitute, usually after having been made to feel physically or otherwise humiliated or taken advantage of by a "John," or client, turns the tables and either verbally or physically abuses said client. It may occasionally apply to financial transactions involving the two.

"That guy who gave me $500 for two hours of sex seemed so sweet, but he ended up trying to beat me up, so I put my martial arts knowledge to good use and beat the crap out of him. Nothin' makes me feel better than roughing a punter."

roughing a punter by acrobat19129 January 20, 2009