3 definitions by schematic23
| 1. | puntended | ||
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pun intended In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.
I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended. |
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| 2. | Malandipity | ||
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Noun. 1) A propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated. 2) The specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony. 3) A series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome. Other form: Malandipitous, adj. Antonym: Serendipity A man searches all around a parking lot for 20 minutes, and ultimately settles on a space extremely far from the venue. As he walks toward the front entrance, he sees an open parking space right next to the front door. This is a typical case of malandipity.
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| 3. | Negatorical | ||
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noun. A rhetorical question, to which the answer is always "no" -You're crazy for running across that street! Do you want to get killed?!?!
-Of course not, that's a negatorical question. |
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