Punzel

King of all cock blockers. One who can smell an opportunity to cock-block from a mile away.

It was me and my girl watching a movie until that Punzel decided to join in..

I almost had her until Punzel made it awkward with his 1st grade witted jokes.

Punzel by Topsie Krett July 29, 2010

Punzel

Lonileness, depress broken, queen of isolation, pandemic queen, Cold.

Why ur r so punzel ? Today I be punzel, I I I am Punzelling at pandemic.

Punzel by Fgggq September 27, 2020

The Punzel 

An individual who tries to sweet talk everyone around him into thinking that he has the inside scoop and connection for any situation. Also, he posesses the IPhone 4.

Did you hear that the Punzel was talking to that hot girl? I think that he believes that she wants him because he has a IPhone.

The Punzel by rocky osocks May 18, 2011

Punzeled 

The act of getting really drunk, beyond wasted. Named for a very drunk student at UW-Eau Claire, after an incident on the tenth floor of Towers North in '08-'09 spring semester.

Man I was so Punzeled last night.

Punzeled by uwecjp February 3, 2010

Punkel 

A female gothic punk. They oftem wear black and are suicidal. If you see one, provide them with immediate psychiatric help for depression.

"Dang, that girl seems so depressed. And she's wearing black"
"Yeah, she is a punkel.

Punkel by epic-el October 19, 2016

puzzelucination

When you obsess over the global phenomenon that is Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords and you begin to see the bejeweled-esque pieces line up when you blink or close your eyes for long periods of time.

Bill: Dude, you've playing Puzzle Quest recently, its amazing.
Nick: Yeah, you know it, but i keep getting freaking puzzelucinations.
Bill: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!

puzzelucination by A Breed of Sushi February 4, 2008

Uncle Puzel 

A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.

Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!

Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!

Uncle Puzel by M Pizzay in the Hizzay February 4, 2013