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Pumpkin Bedtime
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The early bedtime observed by
exemplary
white guys in order to avoid "pumkinfication" and other
undesirable
consequences
(e.g. fistapalooza)
Sax
Mhaffer's
pumpkin
bedtime
is 11:30pm.
by
Julian_Chanco
June 23, 2011
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