Probably the most bullshit field of study besides liberal arts, pyschology is the field of study of the human mind and how it works(?) The whole study ignores a thing called logic. Since you cannot disect the human brain and study it, idiot scientists pull assumptions out of their asses without backing up their theories. They do this so they can diagnose "freaks" and "abnormal." 99% of assholes who take these class do it to be cool and not look like an idiot when infact it's the complete opposite. People who become pyschologist are assholes who like to diagnosed people who are 'abnormal' so they can pay off their Lexus payments and finish buying that gold yacht.
What really pisses me off about pyschology is that it implies on how everyone should act in some bullshit social set of standards otherwise you have some sort of disorder. Nevermind the fact that there is a thing called disagreements, emotions, and doing what you like. So the whole thing just spews of contradicting bullshit.
I like to be alone and have my own space therefore I have Asperger's Syndrome and Social Anxiety Disorder, what? Oh yea I also am Bi-Polar because when I get pissed off and I don't hold it back. I have ADHD because stuff that I don't like bores me so I don't care much for it.
What really pisses me off about pyschology is that it implies on how everyone should act in some bullshit social set of standards otherwise you have some sort of disorder. Nevermind the fact that there is a thing called disagreements, emotions, and doing what you like. So the whole thing just spews of contradicting bullshit.
I like to be alone and have my own space therefore I have Asperger's Syndrome and Social Anxiety Disorder, what? Oh yea I also am Bi-Polar because when I get pissed off and I don't hold it back. I have ADHD because stuff that I don't like bores me so I don't care much for it.
A typical psychology case: A mother is bringing in her 8 year old daughter because she doesn't like school(who does?). The doctor is a Hindu fresh graduate who just graduated in an online course and can hardly speak English. God knows why he got a job at a health center.
*Doctor looks over new charts after mom writes some bullshit*
Quack: So you can't get along in school and you don't like being there?
Girl: No, school is boring and the other kids are mean to me because I'm the one of the three girls in my class.
Quack: Do you feel down and depressed, do you drink or smoke at all?
Girl: What?
*After a half-hour of nonsensicle questions, the doctor automatically she knows the girl like shes a father and prescribes the little girl with 2 different medicines, one is for seizures(yes for my 'bi-polar' I have been prescribed seizure medicines).*
I love how the doctor automatically assumes that she knows how the girl works and prescribes her useless medications.
*Doctor looks over new charts after mom writes some bullshit*
Quack: So you can't get along in school and you don't like being there?
Girl: No, school is boring and the other kids are mean to me because I'm the one of the three girls in my class.
Quack: Do you feel down and depressed, do you drink or smoke at all?
Girl: What?
*After a half-hour of nonsensicle questions, the doctor automatically she knows the girl like shes a father and prescribes the little girl with 2 different medicines, one is for seizures(yes for my 'bi-polar' I have been prescribed seizure medicines).*
I love how the doctor automatically assumes that she knows how the girl works and prescribes her useless medications.
by Patch Adams June 14, 2006
An interesting discipline no doubt, but not without its share of problems. For more on those, see psychologist.
by smithbones October 26, 2008
Something I really dislike. A bunch of people acting like they are superior to you. They think you have "problems" because your mind works differently. THey want to change and mold you into a mindless but happy zombie. I'd rather be realistic. Psychologists think they know you and want to "cure" you. Of things like personality disorders. What if I LIKE my personality disorders? Too bad, it isn't "normal." They automatically assume what your actions mean and judge you. What these xenophobic people fail to realize is that you are equal to them! They have NO sense of humour Their knowledge tends to be all doctrine and no experience. Often judgemental and hypocritical, these people are annoying and hated by most.
Me: I want to rule the world.
Psychologist: Hmm.
Me: I am SO much more intelligent than you.
Psychologist: Insecurity...
Me: It is NOT insecurity!
Psychologist: Denial...
Me: Whatever.
Psychologist: I got it! You have narcissistic personality disorder! For me telling you that, give me a thousand dollars and tons of praise and thanks. I really AM a psychology genius, aren't I?
Me: Ugh.
Psychologist: Hmm.
Me: I am SO much more intelligent than you.
Psychologist: Insecurity...
Me: It is NOT insecurity!
Psychologist: Denial...
Me: Whatever.
Psychologist: I got it! You have narcissistic personality disorder! For me telling you that, give me a thousand dollars and tons of praise and thanks. I really AM a psychology genius, aren't I?
Me: Ugh.
by Carynne No. January 24, 2007
Stop psychologying me!
by soulshine1212 October 29, 2014
Allegedly a science that consists of the study of human mind and behaviour. However, when looked at scientifically, most of it pretty much boils down to the answers "hypothalamus!" or "pituitary gland!"
It's more of a pseudo-science with some endocrinal biology thrown in although Psychology students tend to also claim that stuff "happened during childhood"
It's more of a pseudo-science with some endocrinal biology thrown in although Psychology students tend to also claim that stuff "happened during childhood"
by DR T J S M Black June 27, 2007
Person A: What class are you taking next term?
Person B: Hmm, I think I'll take psychology!
Person A: Wow, I bet you'll feel smart, then.
Person B: Hmm, I think I'll take psychology!
Person A: Wow, I bet you'll feel smart, then.
by Oliver V September 15, 2007
A major in which people, mostly women, study to "understand" better life, and human behavior; Psychology is also known as the most burned major, of all college majors, because it's everyone's major at one point of their life as college students. Psychologist believe to be intellectual-beings, which in 99% they are not, and don't even fucking understand their heroes meant to say in their written works and efforts to contribute to the science field of psychology, For Example, Freud, Rogers, etc. Also Psychologist give therapy to people with "life problems", economic, unresolved child development issues and marital and socioeconomic, psychosocial problems, and psychologist think they know everything about life, when don't realize how life really hard is, and they usually live in apartments and rented rooms, because most of them are mediocre; I don't mean to stereotype not all psychologist are ignorant, some of them are really intellectual and philosophical. Most pretty girls study psychology, just for the sake of completing a "professional career", but most of them just study in the mean time they find a suitable husband with a real career, with true commodities and real hard-worked-made money. Most Psychologist screw your head even-more in order to take more and more of your money within each visit you make to their forced therapy......
Mariana is studying psychology, she is a rich bitch, and thinks she knows everything about life, and thinks life is easy as making a sandwich. I've known her for almost 10 years, and talks to me on a disrespectful manner; when I finally raised my voice and told her, I wouldn't be taking her shit anymore, she got horny and offered me sex. She is a girl that enjoys Sadomasochism (pleasure on feeling pain or humiliated), and likes being treated like a garbage, even though she is on a psychology major and she is supposed to understand what is to be a normal human-being and not to enjoy irrational pain, on being treated like garbage like every other psychology student should......
by The_philosopher88 March 13, 2013