Proxima

A skateboard company based out of Merrimac, Wisconsin. They are well known throughout southern Wisconsin in the skateboard community.

Hey, did you see the new Merch from Proxima Skateboards? Its awesome!

Proxima by TylerTheMohawkMan February 25, 2008

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Proxima leader

Said by the women whist having sex, also slang for cock

Ooh, *insert name here* get your proxima leader inside me

Proxima leader by JonnyMcFonni October 24, 2019

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Proxima, proXima, proximA

Proxima, proXima, proximA by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

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Proxima Centauri

Located 4.25 light years/40 trillion kilometres away from our solar system, Proxima Centauri is the closest star to us and is a low mass red dwarf star and is expected to live for 4 trillion years more, if it doesn’t get destroyed by something. Proxima Centauri has 3 planets orbiting it, Proxima Centauri b-c-d. B is a super earth discovered in 2016 and is in the stars habitable zone. C is a debated super earth or super Neptune discovered in 2019. D is a sub earth orbiting very close to the star, it was discovered in 2022.

Astronomer 1: Yo bro, we might not even know if there’s another planet in the Proxima Centauri system
Astronomer 2: woah that’s crazy work

Proxima Centauri by Limedread June 21, 2026

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orion proxima

a crab who is named after space thing.

person 1: hey, I'm orion proxima
person 2: *blocks him*

orion proxima by blobblobblobblobblobblobblob November 9, 2020

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Orion proxima

a flow of blood and other material from the lining of the uterus, occurring in non-pregnant women at intervals of about 28 days between puberty and the menopause and typically lasting for a few days.

"Orion Proxima pops up once in a month and is so fucking annoying"
"I wish Orion Proxima didn't exist"
"I have to buy so many tampons so Orion Proxima can stop"
"Orion Proxima might suddenly come up to small girls between ages 11-13 and start causing them pain"

Orion proxima by Orion_Proxima April 29, 2021

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proximity effect training

When someone occupies a weight machine so you can't use it but they just sit there, napping, texting, chatting, whatever.

I'm lifting and I look around to see the nine other people all doing proximity effect training.

proximity effect training by Mel A Tonin April 24, 2017

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