Otherwise known as Ms.Pro-bitch, she is one of the most annoying teachers there is. Their class is presto simple or easy, but her attitude towards students is by far the worst. Her jokes are the worst, and the random sound affects she does during class is stuipd. She really is one of an kind.
Friend #1: “Do you have Ms.Provitch next period?”
Friend #2: “Yeah dude, I’m so pissed I have her.”
Friend#1: “Good-Luck bro.”
Friend #2: “Yeah dude, I’m so pissed I have her.”
Friend#1: “Good-Luck bro.”
by TheStudentJimmyJohns April 26, 2019
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I wish that guy next to me would shop chewing so loudly; he’s driving me crazy with his prostitchewtion. Any normal person would be considerate and not prostichewt themselves at work.
by Lemon Firm November 6, 2008
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My guy I don’t even drive to see this girl. She buys me everything. I need no money she’s my Profitch. MiKeZ
by MikeEasy July 22, 2018
Get the Profitch mug.Smart, caring and great friend! Can be self conscious but that’s just their head talking because they are amazing. They care about their friends a lot and they care back. Great memes and are very funny!
Person1: Hey did you see Protichee today?
Person2: Yeah they helped me with my art project, they are so talented!
Person1: Wow that’s so cool, I wish i could be their friend.
Person2: Yeah they helped me with my art project, they are so talented!
Person1: Wow that’s so cool, I wish i could be their friend.
by hairs are not real June 7, 2020
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noun
The deep, ideological thesis statement of your life that you declare before it fully happens. It doesn’t cause your life to unfold—it reveals the blueprint that everything else ends up following. A mix of prophecy, self-awareness, and spiritual alignment. It can either be intentional or unintentional, and in retrospect you will see it somehow summed up everything after it.
Not exactly a mission statement. Not exactly a vibe. A protithesis is your soul’s opening argument.
Origin:
From pro- (before) + thesis (a proposition). Modeled after “antithesis,” but instead of opposition, it’s origination.
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You’ve had a moment where you knew who you were and everything since has reflected it—even if you didn’t understand it all at the time.
noun
The deep, ideological thesis statement of your life that you declare before it fully happens. It doesn’t cause your life to unfold—it reveals the blueprint that everything else ends up following. A mix of prophecy, self-awareness, and spiritual alignment. It can either be intentional or unintentional, and in retrospect you will see it somehow summed up everything after it.
Not exactly a mission statement. Not exactly a vibe. A protithesis is your soul’s opening argument.
Origin:
From pro- (before) + thesis (a proposition). Modeled after “antithesis,” but instead of opposition, it’s origination.
Use if:
You’ve had a moment where you knew who you were and everything since has reflected it—even if you didn’t understand it all at the time.
"When he said, 'I was made to bring justice to silence,' I knew that was his protithesis—everything he did after that lined up."
"Her protithesis was clear by seventeen: to use fashion as a political weapon—and everything since has echoed that one revelation."
"Jesus's protithecal (pro-TIH-theh-kul) discussion in John 3 really sums up his whole ministry.
"Her protithesis was clear by seventeen: to use fashion as a political weapon—and everything since has echoed that one revelation."
"Jesus's protithecal (pro-TIH-theh-kul) discussion in John 3 really sums up his whole ministry.
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