Prosomnia

prosomnia is the best part of sleep. insomnia is when you have too little and hypersomnia is when you have too much, but prosomnia is that sweet spot in the middle, the perfect amount of sleep :)

Guy1: Dude, i went to bed late last night, but still got prosomnia
Guy2: Really?! you're so lucky, i only got two hours

Prosomnia by prosomnia November 4, 2012

Pornsomniac 

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.

Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.

Pornsomniac by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009

Pinsomnia 

The inability to fall asleep at night, because you can't stop pinning things on Pinterest.

I was up until 3am with Pinsomnia

Pinsomnia by Go-Go-lson May 1, 2012

Presomination

A "semi-dream" someone has when A) they are about to fall asleep and B)about to dream. These are fairly easy to wake up from and can be aborted at any time.

"When I tried to go to sleep last night, I had a wicked good PRESOMINATION."

Presomination by Matazaron January 3, 2008

poosomnia 

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

poosomnia by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

Pisomnia 

Short for “Pi Insomnia.” When someone struggles to sleep after listening to a math lesson, or reading a geometry book, that repeatedly mentions the irrational number π.

Guesstimate how many folks worldwide suffer even from a mild form of pisomnia, where presently there seems to be no cure for the mathematically induced mental condition.

Pisomnia by Fasters June 26, 2022

Prosonary 

The space between a bed and wall where items are kept.

I just pulled my blanket out of my prosonary.

Prosonary by Stephanie Juice June 30, 2007