Professor B 

I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.

Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?

Yo look its Professor B!

This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!

Professor B by The Dr. PB August 18, 2013

Professor Bullshit Degree

To believe you are very well versed or knowledgable about a subject and in reality know next to nothing about it.

Guy-Yeah i know everything about the Beatles!

Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?

Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest

Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree

Professor Bullshit Degree by Hoboken dude September 21, 2011

Professor Bulge 

Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!

Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.

Professor Bulge by Angela6969 February 23, 2019

Professor Biohazard 

The maddened grandchild of Albert Einstein. A terrorist and main player in WWII. Nobody knows his first name, as he only goes by the name of professor Biohazard. It is believed that in 1911 he created a bomb so powerful that even he couldn't comprehend the abomination he had created. In the year 1917 it exploded, in an event know as Halifax. After this he went missing and nobody has heard from him to this day.

Some people say he's still alive, living on the chemicals he creates.

Others say he took on the role of Führer of Germany in the year 1934 and died from drug overdose in 1945.
Others say he's still active in terrorism, only under the name of Osama Bin Laden.

None of these we can be sure of, all we know is that Professor Biohazard has, and possibly still does cause extreme chaos across the world.

Professor Biohazard by Professor Biohazard March 29, 2011

professor bitch 

A Professor Bitch is a teacher who has a grudge on students FOR NO REASON, they double all the work students find boring, and half the time for Fun stuff

John - Ugh.. Mr Frank is such a Professor Bitch..
Tim - Ikr!

professor bitch by Karma81723 May 30, 2018

Professor Brown

A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.

I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.

Professor Brown by Zendalia February 18, 2017

professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!

Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"

professor beep by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018