8 definitions by uncle fuckbucket
What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked
Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"
Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."
Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."
Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."
Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."
by uncle fuckbucket October 24, 2018
"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"
"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"
"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"
by uncle fuckbucket March 7, 2023
the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire
the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts
the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts
Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were
"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."
"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."
by uncle fuckbucket September 19, 2022
a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023
a name for a girl you have a 20% chance of falling in love with if you were born between the years 1985 and 1995
Director: We need a name for a girl born around the time the Berlin Wall fell.
entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!
Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!
Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
by uncle fuckbucket July 24, 2019
"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"
Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."
Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."
by uncle fuckbucket October 24, 2018
The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!
Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"
by uncle fuckbucket October 24, 2018