When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!
Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.
Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
Fernando: Sure!
Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.
Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
by slayyyyyqUEeN January 6, 2022
(Noun). Specific to the EDM music scene. This refers to a piece of music that has been created by a certain artist or artists (who will not be credited), and is sold and distributed under another artist or musician's name.
Huge acts that tour consistantly now have others write 'ghost productions' for them (to keep them relevant).
See: Tiesto, R3hab, producerfactory.com
See: Tiesto, R3hab, producerfactory.com
by TiestosGhostProducer June 13, 2013
One of the best Australian Youtubers who dose comedy similar to Liza koshy but in her own unique way and she deserves more than what she has.
by Heyhihello01 January 4, 2019
Used in sitcom "The Office". To be assigned to observe co-workers' work activity. Basically a snitch.
by IllinoisPam March 27, 2009
in environment, a frankenstein product is any product that is made out of two or more components or materials, which while apart could have been disposed of or recycled, but are now a burden on the environment, as they can no longer be separated. it is a bad thing
by e-shy November 14, 2009
When you have just smashed one out, and your wife or girlfriend or any regular whore asks you to make sweet sweet fuck to her, and you do it, but when you come the amoung of sperm that is produced couldn't even bukkake a sea monkey. Very embarrassing.
(walks into bathroom and sees wife's victorias secret catalogue in magazine rack conveniently placed next to toilet for literate shits.)
"oh victoria silstedt you don't know what you are doing to me..."
(blows a huge load of spunk into the toilet, wipes his bell end with a piece of bog roll, and then proceeds to wash his hands and wait around for a minute until his boner subsides and it is safe to go back out to dinner with his friends in the dining room. when he goes out all of his friends have gone and his wife is stood there naked, she says "fuck me barry" he jumps right on her ass, and starts riding her like a donkey on blackpool beach, that is, very slowly and being led by a dirty gypsy holding a rope. she screams "i want you to come all over my tits!" he thinks "fucking victoria silvstedt, so damn sexy arrrggghhh." eventually he is forced to come through what is essentially mollesturbation from his wife, and produces a puddle of weak ass sperm no larger than a one penny piece, the new ones at that. everybody feels very bad , and they go and drink a cup of tea.)
ENDING IN PRODUCTION
"oh victoria silstedt you don't know what you are doing to me..."
(blows a huge load of spunk into the toilet, wipes his bell end with a piece of bog roll, and then proceeds to wash his hands and wait around for a minute until his boner subsides and it is safe to go back out to dinner with his friends in the dining room. when he goes out all of his friends have gone and his wife is stood there naked, she says "fuck me barry" he jumps right on her ass, and starts riding her like a donkey on blackpool beach, that is, very slowly and being led by a dirty gypsy holding a rope. she screams "i want you to come all over my tits!" he thinks "fucking victoria silvstedt, so damn sexy arrrggghhh." eventually he is forced to come through what is essentially mollesturbation from his wife, and produces a puddle of weak ass sperm no larger than a one penny piece, the new ones at that. everybody feels very bad , and they go and drink a cup of tea.)
ENDING IN PRODUCTION
by lost in transfusion June 2, 2009