Mollesturbation
Mollesturbation by sleepypeter May 22, 2015
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molesterbation
molesterbation by czainsaw July 16, 2008
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molesturbation
The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.
molesturbation by cos7a August 18, 2010
moylesturbating
Bragging / self proclaiming the importance of the work being undertaken by oneself, without endorsement by others. commonly coinciding with a whiff of bullshit.
"The important work I've got going on in the background is going to take a few hours overtime to finish"
"Mate, you're just moylesturbating, if you stopped kenning around you'd be done by lunch."
"Mate, you're just moylesturbating, if you stopped kenning around you'd be done by lunch."
moylesturbating by chromal June 5, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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