A game played by children using their imaginations in the absence of material games. Contrary to popular belief, Pretend came before role-playing games, fucker.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
A sarcastic phrase popularized by AdmiralBulldog and his circus of clowns, he calls MegaCucks.
Usually used to exhibit bewilderment and disdain against someone's actions or thoughts. This can be a response to somebody when you don't know if they are "pretending" to be dumb. It can be an affirmation of someone's stupidity.
Can be synonymous with replying to somebody who is being deadass wrong.
In other words, the feeling you get when you thought someone's actions or words were a joke but they were not.
Usually used to exhibit bewilderment and disdain against someone's actions or thoughts. This can be a response to somebody when you don't know if they are "pretending" to be dumb. It can be an affirmation of someone's stupidity.
Can be synonymous with replying to somebody who is being deadass wrong.
In other words, the feeling you get when you thought someone's actions or words were a joke but they were not.
John: Wow! Can you believe that Jeffery Ebstein killed himself?!
Matthew: Do you actually believe that?
John: Yeah. I guess he couldn't take the pressure.
Matthew: *shaking head* Not pretending.
Matthew: Do you actually believe that?
John: Yeah. I guess he couldn't take the pressure.
Matthew: *shaking head* Not pretending.
by AtticusXIII November 6, 2019
What most people in the world do. They smile at people/neighbors/coworkers they hate, they pretend to be joking or kidding with people they want dead, and they pretend to fight allies to try and convince their enemies that they are on opposite sides (for show). Most people would rather come to someone indirectly with a smile before they kill them than directly with their true intentions toward the other person, with no pretense or guile.
He/she knew how to pretend, which anybody could do really, but he/she wasn't too good at direct emotional honesty even at his/her most straightforward times.
by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021
by aaronak November 7, 2004
by lucy camenia November 6, 2017
"I pretend a lot when I'm in bed trying to sleep. I think that thinking about good things makes it easy to sleep."
by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020
The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008