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Someone who goes to bed early. Specifically before 4:20 AM. Also refers to someone who is burnt out after having the munchies and eating a lot of food.
"Dude I think I'm gunna be a preston tonight, I'm really tired and gotta go to bed."

"Wake the fuck up Preston!"

"Are you gunna be a Saturday night prest?"
by smoketreefatreef May 13, 2007
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Look over there it's a Preston!
by creeper1234 June 22, 2016
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Preston means "priest's town" and it is derived from Old English. It is also a name of a place in England.
Preston: A place in England.
by JustPressed March 27, 2010
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Preston is a white boy, he has the largest cock imaginable... Too long that he cant get all of it into a boner. All girls love Preston and will worship him because of his cock. He is also Jesus Christ. Preston is better than you in every way so face it.
You suck dick -Preston
Thomas -"Where can I buy your XXL penis?"
by Min Ki November 25, 2015
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A fattie that can't fit in pictures
Please move that preston out of the picture we can't see anything!
by J. L. Shiraki January 22, 2008
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A cranky comment of extreme and ridiculous proportions, often used to troll political media.
Comment : No taxes and no government! The only way to eliminate poverty is to make it more painful. Then no one will chose to be poor.

Reply : That's just a silly preston, not an opinion.

libertarian-conservative idiocy commentary
by TheOED May 17, 2014
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to be overly aggressive, sometimes in the form of body checking
person 1: (slams child into locker)
person 2: dude. didnt have to go and pull a preston on me.
by kumasi meeks May 24, 2008
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