He's a dude who is currently hooking up with 2 toasters, 1 microwave, 1 refrigerator and (supposedly) Nicholas the toaster.
Also short.
And everyone says brown eyes black hair bUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR LIKE COME ON SERIOUSLY.
Also short.
And everyone says brown eyes black hair bUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR LIKE COME ON SERIOUSLY.
Lucas Pratt: T O A S T E R
His friend (me): *rapidly typing on google* WHAT DO I DO WHEN MY FRIEND IS ATTRACTED TO TOASTERS???
His friend (me): *rapidly typing on google* WHAT DO I DO WHEN MY FRIEND IS ATTRACTED TO TOASTERS???
by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 24, 2020
by Neenubilee January 3, 2010
a dance move that makes ALL girls swoon. executed best when techno/house music and strobe lights are in full effect. it involves shimmying the chest followed by poppin' the ass. be sure to have a lot of space, and don't break your ankles.
by merry janed July 4, 2009
by Ibeelitbarry September 22, 2018
Neo Nazi/Far-right/Three Percenter sympathiser/ actor whose costars are prone to defend when he's singled out as the "worst Chris", in an internet meme. Very one note acting. Starred in hundreds of marvel movies and in that cinematic aberration "The tomorrow war".
“The ‘sinless’ are casting stones at my #brother, Chris Pratt … A real #Christian who lives by #principle” and who happened to marry “into a family that makes space for civil discourse.” - Am actual thing posted by millionaire movie star Robert Downey Jr. with no trace of irony.
No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up and handle it. Tupac quote posted by Zoe Saldana also to "defend" him.
No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up and handle it. Tupac quote posted by Zoe Saldana also to "defend" him.
by angelisme July 18, 2021
The most funniest, coolest, hottest, sexiest person in the whole UNIVERSE. He's the raptor keeper from Jurassic World , one of the guardians of the galaxy. He has brown hair and green forest eyes that are so deep you can get lost in. I would fuck him soo hard sadly Anna Farris is married to him, he's 6'2 I'm 5'4 Anna Farris is 5'5 WHATS SOO GREAT ABOUT ANNA FARIS IM JUST AS GOOD AS HER ! Now back to my lover he has a big dick!
by Amberly,Wolfgirl,Harleyquinn, July 16, 2017